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The Gorge

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This Valentine's day, a new action romance movie hits Apple TV+. Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy star in this film as two elite operatives that are stationed in guard towers on opposite sides of a top-secret, sprawling gorge. They are tasked with safeguarding the world from a hidden, ominous force. Together, they ensure the secret within remains contained. What follows is The Good, The Bad, and NO Spoilers of The Gorge. The Good I’m not sure why The Gorge was released exclusively on Apple TV+ instead of hitting theaters, as it excels in both action and romance. The creatures from inside the gorge, the hollowmen, are eerie, mysterious, and shown to audiences early in the film. Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy have fantastic chemistry, exchanging witty banter and playing off each other effortlessly. This is even done well at long distance, from opposite sides of a gorge. The mystery keeps audiences engaged, leaving them puzzled yet satisfied, as the film ties up all loose...

You're Cordially Invited

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The newest romantic comedy, starring Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon, makes its debut on Amazon Prime Video. Witherspoon plays Margot, a woman determined to plan her sister’s dream wedding while Will Ferrell plays a father organizing his daughter’s big day. The two discover that their destination weddings at a secluded resort have been double-booked. With no other options, both parties agree to share the intimate venue, leading to unexpected chaos and inevitable disaster. What follows is The Good, The Bad, and NO Spoilers of You’re Cordially Invited. The Good Witherspoon and Ferrell have fantastic on-screen chemistry, effortlessly playing off each other with sharp comedic timing and natural charm. Their dynamic brings energy to the film, making it feel genuine and entertaining. The clash between generational cultures is cleverly woven into the storyline, highlighting the differences in traditions and expectations in a way that feels both authentic and humorous. Additio...

Red One

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As the holidays arrive, it is that time of year again for a new Christmas movie for the masses. Red One arrives in theaters this weekend. When a villain abducts Santa Claus from the North Pole, an E.L.F. (Extremely Large and Formidable) agent teams up with the world's top tracker/thief to rescue him and save Christmas. What follows is The Good, The Bad, and NO Spoilers of Red One. The Good Red One presents a fresh take on the Christmas movie genre, blending action and humor that will appeal to both adult and teen audiences. Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans deliver strong performances, with their characters complementing each other seamlessly. The film offers a highly imaginative portrayal of the North Pole Workshop and Santa Claus, bringing a creative new perspective to these classic elements. One of the standout features of the film for me was the depiction of Santa’s reindeer, which were equally “Extremely Large and Formidable,” adding a unique and memorable touch to the...

Conclave

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Conclave , the next novel turned movie, arrives in theaters this weekend. Cardinal Lawrence is entrusted with one of the world’s most secretive and time-honored duties: helping select a new pope. As he navigates the halls of the Vatican, surrounded by influential religious leaders, he begins to unravel a web of hidden secrets that could threaten the very foundation of the Roman Catholic Church. What follows is The Good, The Bad, and NO Spoilers of Conclave . The Good Conclave   offers several noteworthy strengths. The cast delivers exceptional performances, with standout portrayals by Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, and John Lithgow. Fiennes, in particular, excels in portraying a man striving to fulfill his sacred duty while grappling with personal doubts, showcasing a remarkable range of emotion. Additionally, the film presents a compelling mystery that keeps the audience engaged as they try to anticipate which secrets will be revealed next. The Bad The main issue I...

Transformers One

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The next Transformers movie hits theaters this weekend in the form of an animated prequel. Transformers One is an origin story where Optimus Prime and Megatron were once close friends, bound by a brotherly bond that allowed them to alter the fate of Cybertron forever. What follows is The Good, The Bad, and NO Spoilers of Transformers One. The Good To say that Transformers One exceeded my expectations would be an understatement. Initially, I didn't anticipate much from the film, but I was thoroughly impressed by its engaging origin story. The movie strikes a great balance between humor and action, making it enjoyable for both kids and adults. I highly recommend it to families, and believe it will be a great choice once it's available for rent or streaming. The Bad Although I am not deeply familiar with the Transformers lore, I found the sudden personality shift of D-16, later known as Megatron, to be jarring and somewhat unearned. While I understand the sense of betrayal...

The Crow (2024)

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The Crow (2024) is the latest remake to hit theaters this weekend. Soulmates Eric Draven and Shelly Webster are violently murdered when the demons of Shelly's dark past come back to haunt them. Given the opportunity to save his beloved by sacrificing himself, Draven returns from the grave to exact brutal revenge on those responsible, navigating both the worlds of the living and the dead in his quest for justice. What follows is The Good, The Bad, and NO Spoilers of  The Crow (2024). The Good The Crow (2024) delivers action sequences that were previously unattainable in the original film due to limitations in special effects and CGI. The scenes depicting Eric's quest for vengeance are as intense and brutal as one would expect from a man seeking justice for his lost love. Bill SkarsgĂ„rd delivers an outstanding performance as his interpretation of Eric Draven. The Bad Before proceeding, I would like to preface that I have a deep appreciation for The Crow (1994) , which...

Alien: Romulus

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Alien: Romulus is a refreshing new installment of the Alien franchise, with our new protagonist Rain and her Android brother Andy. The story follows a crew that just wants an escape from the mining colony life that they lead, and in the process, they discover some dark secrets that are better left buried.  What follows is The Good, The Bad, and The Spoilers of Alien: Romulus The Good Alien: Romulus is an amazing return to form for the Alien franchise, with horror and scares emulating the original movie. This is the first alien movie in a long time that, in my opinion, succeeds in making the aliens scary again. The visual effects are impressive, with little to no uncanny scenes. The story, while simple on paper, is very well executed, expanding upon the world of Alien while introducing some new concepts. Generally in horror films, the characters often make decisions that cause intelligent audiences to groan. In this film however, the characters are more relatable, which makes the ...